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Whisper - Useful when cuddling with Eskimos
Terrashield - Preventative measures against satyrs
Slim and Sassy - The key to all dieting
Serenity - Helpful when you have accidents with hot coals
Rosemary - The key to remembering profound lessons
Purify - to make even the odors of your bowels pure
Peppermint - Useful during staring contests with Prithi
Peace - Useful when facing a glutenpocalypse
Past Tense - Horror vs Terror
Passion - Useful when facing the Bermuda Triangle
On Guard - when exercise isn't an option
Motivate - To give courage when courage isn't found
Melissa - Facing Tsunamis with confidence
Lemon - The all purpose citrus
InTune - Fighting off insomnia with mathematics
Frankincense - When Nirvana doesn't fulfill
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